Hey lady!

OMW! I cant believe it! All my life I wanted to walk through the City Centre during my lunch break and get wolf whistled and propositioned! I mean, how lucky am I? Just looking around at all my prospective future husbands – you know the type. There’s the big guy at the top of the construction beam with his crack on full display, there’s the skinny ragamuffin hanging out the taxi window, and of course there’s the weird dude in the suit with the bright colored shirt and crocodile leather print shoes!(this may just be in CT?!?!) FML if only I knew these were my options! Lucky me!

I find it amazing how these men are so open about their emotions and so not afraid of rejection! Incredible! I also find it a real mystery as to why these men are single, or id like to hope so at least given the profanities being thrown in my direction.  (im really hoping you all pick up my undeniable sarcasm here!) Seriously though, what the eff?! I don’t get it! So while my roomie and I take our daily run along the promenade, we have learned to drown out the ever so familiar “hey lady’s” and the oh so obnoxious “run sexy’s” yet we are still brought to a giggle each time, wondering what the hell our literal caller thinks our response would be. I mean guys, really?! Really?! What do you expect? Should I crank up the speed on my gadget running shoes and sprint up to your car window and give you my business card? Or would you prefer I wear my cell phone number on my t-shirt in big black marker? Or, hey, worst comes to worst ill just yell my digits down the street as you speed by and hope the wind doesn’t catch them before you do!

Come on guys! As much as we already know your penis controls the better part of you, let’s try and be somewhat civilized in the presence of a woman who is not dressed like she is asking for it on a street corner. Let us girls grab lunch without comment and let us enjoy our daily exercise without feeling gawked at. If you really find us attractive, come up with a more appropriate approach to getting our attention cos I can assure you – “Hey lady!” – does NOT work!

Tah – rah!

xxx